What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:08
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is sunscreen toxic? The UV truthers on the internet sure think so. - The Boston Globe
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
They put up a sign reading
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Apple’s struggles to update Siri lead to investor concerns over AI strategy - Financial Times
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts